nexSIP

I'll start it off...

You might be a phone guy if you've ever used your snips to trim your nose hair...
You have twice as many phone jacks as phones in your house.
You color with your four year old and start with blue, then orange, then green, then brown, then.......
Use D-Rings and Mushrooms to hang up almost everything.
If you have changed your caller id so your wife thinks you are on your way home and NOT at the office...

Cephas

... if you have more stock in your basement than your employer has in his warehouse..
... if your wife and kids need a half day training to make a call from your house...
... if you laugh at the actors on JAG who pronounce PRI as "pry line" and blame electrical fuses when their "pry line" fails
... if it takes 10 minutes to make room for 1 passenger in your work vehicle
... if you're never in want of a maglight or screwdriver

Peter

PBXtech.info

 

redder

the operating and repair procedures were for a 550/551 switchboard
step by step is
the 51A lamp was used for
the options for a 400D were and how we loved the 400G's
the features on a D400 FP 2 were

early

.... you have networked those sxs and 550/551 switchboards with a 65618 tie trunk.

redder

.... you installed AVACADO color phones and had to wire them for party lines

bgoss

you get jealous every time you give a customer a Do Not Disturb button and your still waiting for the day you can turn yours on.

PBXtech.info

 

Cephas

Never happen, bgoss - most telecom employers know us techie guys are disturbed enough already!!

Peter

bgoss

....you know the color code on a 25 pair cable off the top of you head but you can't remember what day you got married.

....you carry snips in your back pocket everywhere you go.

nexSIP

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redder

You can answer these qusetions in 3 WKS
Name: _____________________________

1. What language is spoken in France?

2. Would you ask William Shakespeare to?
___ (a) build a bridge
___ (b) sail the ocean
___ (c) lead an army or
___ (d) WRITE A PLAY

3. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

4. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand?
is on the 5?

5. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

6. What are people in America's far north called?
___ (a) Westerners
___ (b) Southerners
___ (c) Northerners


7. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton
Bush: ____________________________________________
Carter: __________________________________________
Clinton: __________________________________________

8. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being
George the Sixth. Name the previous five:

9. Where does rain come from?
___ (a) Macy's
___ (b) a 7-11
___ (c) Canada
___ (d) the sky

10. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
___ (a) yes
___ (b) no

11. What are coat hangers used for?

12. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell
your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

13. Where is the basement in a three-story building located?

14. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?

ledfordb

You might be a phone guy if you swear that there are only 5 colors in the known spectrum;

Blue
Orange
Green
Brown
Slate

__________________
J. Baron Ledford
Senior Field Engineer
Nu-Vision Technologies

gordon

you still use a 6 year old mobile phone
you have 2 toolkits one for safe sites and 1 for sites where things get stolen
you know that you know nothing about telecoms
you dream of having a strowger unit to show off
you know that speech is synchronous and IP is not

nhammer

If you want your Cell phone to look like a butt set so you can hang it on your belt.