nexSIP

I'll start it off...

You might be a phone guy if you've ever used your snips to trim your nose hair...
You have twice as many phone jacks as phones in your house.
You color with your four year old and start with blue, then orange, then green, then brown, then.......
Use D-Rings and Mushrooms to hang up almost everything.
If you have changed your caller id so your wife thinks you are on your way home and NOT at the office...